White Person: Heyyyy, there's a guy outside with a chainsaw....How did he know I need one of those?!? Hold on I'm gonna go say thanks!! *Leaves*
Black Person: I don't think that's a good idea, man....
White: *comes back* It's all good....See?
Black Person: *Dead*
White: Whoa what happened?
Killer: Dude...you should know...Black people go first.
Black Person: I don't think that's a good idea, man....
White: *comes back* It's all good....See?
Black Person: *Dead*
White: Whoa what happened?
Killer: Dude...you should know...Black people go first.
by Yomamafoo-_- July 01, 2009
A really cool group of people that are also known as African-Americans. This is a race that has produced great music, awesome athletes, numerous intellectuals and scholars, hilarious comedy, excellent soldiers, and so much more. Most of them are fun to be around, likeable, and funny. The ones in the music business are talented with all kinds of instruments and they really can sing.
by Republican Warrior November 05, 2005
A potentially great people who have a lot of problems that need to be addressed. Quite rightly they feel a great injustice has been done to them in the past, but this tends to negate any ability they might have to look upon themselves self critically…thus perpetuating a cycle of crime and underachievement.
Historically black people have suffered a lot at the hands of others, but for how long can they keep blaming the past for their problems?
by Stratostreak December 07, 2006
One of the most hypocritcal races on our planet. They like to walk around in large groups, calling each other a long list of racial slurs(usually consisting of Nigga, Nig, Dog, or some form of the three). But as soon as somebody with less pigment in their skin comes along and says anything remotely close to what they seem to like to call themselves, they get their cousins, brothers(or "bruthas"), sisters(sistahs), aunty, uncle, pops, momma, and other fellow blacks to all lend a hand in jumping the poor one who slipped up and said something even the slightest bit out of line.
Blacky#1: Yo nigga, what's goin' down...
Blacky#2: Nuthin' much nigga, you see that fine hoe ova' thur'?
Whitey/Yellowy/Reddy: Hey nig', that's my girl you're talkin' about!
Blacky#1(Or 2): Whut da' fug did you just say bitch?
Blacky#2(Or 1, depending on who had previously spoken): You racist fuck! Let's get'um!
***As if by magic, the entire black people family, plus friends appears out of thin air and jumps the White/Yellow/Red skinned person.***
Blacky#2: Nuthin' much nigga, you see that fine hoe ova' thur'?
Whitey/Yellowy/Reddy: Hey nig', that's my girl you're talkin' about!
Blacky#1(Or 2): Whut da' fug did you just say bitch?
Blacky#2(Or 1, depending on who had previously spoken): You racist fuck! Let's get'um!
***As if by magic, the entire black people family, plus friends appears out of thin air and jumps the White/Yellow/Red skinned person.***
by Jimmmm## July 10, 2008
by The Real Gobbler December 16, 2007
... actually, I've never seen black people. I've never seen a person who was entirely pitch black. I've a frostbitten toe that black - due to the frostbite, but never an all-black person. It's probably time that we rethink some things, huh?
by eoutlaw October 09, 2009
The term black people usually refers to a racial group of humans with skin colors that range from light brown to nearly black. According to a recent scientific study, human skin color diversity is highest in sub-Saharan African populations.1 It is also used to categorize a number of diverse populations together based on historical and prehistorical ancestral relationships. Some definitions of the term include only people of relatively recent Sub Saharan African descent (see African diaspora). Among the members of this group, brown skin is most often accompanied by the expression of natural afro-hair texture. Other definitions of the term "black people" extend to other populations characterized by dark skin, including some indigenous to Oceania and Southeast Asia
White people who make racist post on here make it embarrassing to be white sometimes. There are good black people out here!
by pseudonym smoker August 25, 2010