A way of describing an object that startles you with it's crapness

A piece of clothing or garment such as stockings or spandex pants that are worn in such a fashion as to elicit feelings of shock, awe, and/or nausea.

Shockings n. An article of clothing such as stockings or spandex leggings that produce a feeling of shock, awe, and/or nausea.

weird or worrying or out of place. or stateing the obvious.

Adjective:
Slightly boring, uninteresting and not worth your attention.

Its origen: The word is often used to make articles or internet pages seem interesting to a potential reader, as it is coincidentally homonym to its own antonym Shocking, from which the word Shocking was derived in the early part of the information/internet era.

Related forms:

Verb: Shock

Adverb: Shockingly

Synonyms: Staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.
Antonyms: Shocking, staggering, astounding, startling, appalling, breathtaking.

Two in the bee hole one in the pee hole

When you find out that your gf is pregnant even though you swear you used a condom